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Filed under: Natural GasAndrew Bruce | July 18, 2006 @ 3:08 pm (Views: 530)

I’ve had several requests to make this blog more “chatty” with news about people and happenings that I hear about.  To this end, I thought I’d share some humor that was sent around within UtiliPoint which tickled me…. Thanks to Ethan Cohen for this.

You are traveling in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a double-decker bus and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


 

Answer:  Get off the children’s Merry-Go-Round, you’re hammered!

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